I'm Not a Vampire

Dm
Well I'm not a vampire
                Gm
But I feel like one
             Bb
Sometimes I sleep all day
                   A
Because I hate the sunlight
    Dm
My hands are always shaking

Bodies always aching
       Gm
In the darkness when I feed
           Bb                                 A
Well I can lure any woman that I want to in my bed

With me

    Bb                          Gm
And Whiskey seems to be my Holy Water
Dm
Mothers better lock your doors
    A
And hide your daughters

Dm
I'm insane!
            Gm
Well, I can feel it in my bones!
Bb
Coursing through my veins!
         A
When did I become so cold?
    Dm
For goodness sake!
      Gm
Where is my self control?
   Bb
If home is where my heart is
        A
Then my heart has lost all hope

     Dm
Well I'm not a zombie
                Gm
But I feel like one today!
Bb
Sell me pills, Comatose!
     A
Chemical daze!
    Dm
My head is always spinning

From this dizzy blurry vision
       Gm
And my stomach has had enough!

  Bb
I feel like a lady

That is pregnant with a baby
          A
Cause I'm always throwing up! (bleghh)

Bb
Hi, My name is Ronnie!
       Gm
I'm an addict!

(Hi, Ronnie!)
Dm                             A
Daddy should've never raised me on Black Sabbath!

Dm
I'm insane!
            Gm
Well, I can feel it in my bones!
Bm
Coursing through my veins!
         A
When did I become so cold?
    Dm
For goodness sake!
      Gm
Where is my self control?
   Bb
If home is where my heart is
        A
Then my heart has lost all hope

Bb                   Gm
    God bless all of you now!
Dm                            A
   Cause I'm going straight to Hell!
Bb                         Gm
   And I'm taking you down with me!
Dm                    A
   Cause you know damn well

Dm
I'm insane!
            Gm
Well, I can feel it in my bones!
Bb
Coursing through my veins!
         A
When did I become so cold?

Dm
I'm insane!
            Gm
Well, I can feel it in my bones!
Bb
Coursing through my veins!
         A
When did I become so cold?
    Dm
For goodness sake!
      Gm
Where is my self control?
   Bb
If home is where my heart is
        A
Then my heart has lost all hope